First you left Sunnydale to go off on your own and do brooding vampire things like hang out with demons and then you decided to hide your true vampire identity and become an FBI agent. But I’ve never given up hope that you would come back to your Angel-like ways and show the world what a real vampire looks like.
I’m pretty impressed with your evolution, Angel. You went from playing with Buffy’s heart to hanging around a socially awkward anthropologist and NOT ONCE tried to bite her! I’ve even seen you walk around in the sunlight and eat actual food.
Though I think it’s great that you’ve made progress in your vampire ways, I can’t help but miss the old brooding Angel that would make my heart swoon. Sure, you still have those long, pondering stares that can make any girl melt as your chocolate brown eyes gaze straight into their heart, but it’s just not the same Angel! I miss your inner Good vs. Evil struggle and the way I was always on pins and needles wondering what move you were going to make next. You’ve gotten predictable and I miss your vampiric ways.
This is not a good-bye, Angel. But maybe it’s time that we move on from each other. I’m married now and my husband likes you as an FBI agent. He doesn’t know the side of you that I spent my high school years watching. So for now I think that it is best that we part ways, amicably, and maybe we’ll find each other in some dark teenage night club and I can be the one to get your leather jacket instead of Buffy.